HOW I FEEL BEFORE MY FIRST CUP OF COFFEE!

I was asked the other day how I feel before my first coffee of the morning. I replied:




- My hair looks more warped than cheap fabric.

- My brain feels a couple of stitches short of a complete seam.

- My needle is out of thread.

- I’m a fat quarter short of yard.

- My scissor blades don’t move in unison.

- I couldn’t wind a thread bobbin without instructions.

- My movements are a few needles short of a packet.

- I feel as handy as iron-on-interfacing without a hot iron.

- I’m sure my diction is a pin short of a full pin cushion.

- My sewing machine wheel is turning but the needles blunt.

- My brain is a few feathers short of a complete quilt filling.

- My eyesight feels like two buttons short of a chocolate box full.

- My motor skills are not quite as sharp as rotary cutter.

Though I do have more intelligence than a 1914 sewing machine.



Design a great day (after coffee)

I THOUGHT THIS WAS CUTE, AND SOME SO VERY TRUE.   I AM OFF TO MY SEWING ROOM TO MAKE 6" BLOCKS FOR 2 ROUND ROBINS I JUST SIGNED UP FOR. 
 
CAROL L.